I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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