is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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