if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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