did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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