Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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