ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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