Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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