where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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