I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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