question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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