I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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