Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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