Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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