No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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