Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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