I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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