Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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