I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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