bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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