they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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