think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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