You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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