love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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