The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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