Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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