he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Soap is not a condiment
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
