You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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