oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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