I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
