If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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