your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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