Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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