Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it glows. i had to have it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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