o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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