So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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