Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just found puke in my bra..
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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