Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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