What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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