This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
