East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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