chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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