i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Reggie can tackle my bush.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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