we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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