My brain says no but my pants say off.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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