Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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