the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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