Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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