my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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