drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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