just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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