ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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